slurpees rock your sweet ass

de-fucking-lightful

fuck you, comcast.

hitler was a pussy

it's a virus, really

no, seriously. there's a loophole.

why not? science made britney spears...

back the fuck off the fruit pies

in honor of my triumphant return to the work force:

hey, my name could be anna sue smith...

Just FYI, as of tomorrow, Planet Joon will be updating at night instead of in the mornings. I had to get a paying job because none of you bastards are paying me to be awesome.

i killed bamboo once

sammies

note to self: napalm Albertsons

commutes are the devil's plaything

i'm better than you!

A Revolution in American-Fatty Clothing Technology

dildos!

how 'chu doin'?

Mo-lett

mmm, abortion!

ew, coffee

strip mall

be a fatty or else.

her name shall be fatty.

free doughnuts solve everything!